Not Northern BC, NYC Report, and Alberta May 3 Way

04/25/2017

Dear Everybody, When I say I'm taking the Berner Industries Blimp to Prince George and around there for shows this week, people say that I'm touring Northern BC but in fact it's the middle of it. This tells you a lot about how most people in Canada, who almost all live crowded along the U.S. border, think of their geography. It just makes me so mad! No, actually it doesn't. I'll be playing with my friend Jeremy Stewart, a great poet, songwriter, and a killer guitar player. I'm reading his
New York Now! Scandinavia Next Year.

03/01/2017

Dear Everybody, The Berner Industries Blimp is currently being fitted with full camouflage and receiving a special coating on its shell to protect the precious hydrogen inside from attack. We are preparing it for the New York Trip. Know anybody in New York? Please send them my way. Here's what I'm going to do, assuming they let me in: Land about 5pm in Newark on March 2, and take a cab to Jenny Romaine's Purim Extravaganza, the Jews With Thorns event where I have been asked to participate
A Present From Me, Seattle, and 2017

12/21/2016

Dear Everybody, Happy winter break time. I'm going to give you a present. I'm sorry it's been a while since I wrote at you. Current events threw me for a loop for a bit, there. I wasn't functioning at 100%. I haven't formulated a perfect response to the U.S. Presidential Election and other current events. I just want to say that as the tide of Evil rises, I would like to offer my services as a shouty accordion playing person in whatever way I can be useful to those who are actively
UK and also Europe shows! Plus New Song

10/04/2016

Dear Everybody, Happy New Year, if you're into it. It's the High Holidays now, so make sure you have your Swinging Chicken ready. If you live in the UK, Netherlands, Belgium or Aachen, I'm moving towards you. So look out! Dates are below. Sorry I haven't written at you for a while. The reason is that I've been writing. I've been writing and writing to finish my 2nd novel, due out in the fall of 2017, and another project I can't tell you about yet. This novel, my editor says it's better,

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